Squench

1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler May 26, 2018

squealch

When a girl gets excited, and unexpectedly squirts vagina-juices all over the place.

"OH MY GOD Billy! You totally just made me squealch, like, all over the place!"

by Alex & Karson December 3, 2007

squelsh

Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.

Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...

by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007

Squelchin'

To be so moist that you squelch instead of slap.

God damn! Chad is so good in bed. He was making me squelch.

"Don't stop, Chad! I'm squelchin'!"

by Pauliethepelican September 27, 2020

Squelchin

Tbh just vibing, but in a squelchy sort of way. Often includes listening to acid bass.

Damn, Poppy is sure squelchin over there!

by Squelchy6acid6bass6 October 11, 2021

Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022

Squelchort

An anti-slur for people who are transphobic. Comes from the words "Squelch" (a gross sound) and "Chortle" (a laugh, because they are stupid)

"What's your problem with trans people? You squelchort"

by Carmela Viscomi March 5, 2023