hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.

If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H May 4, 2005

sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.

Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.

by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011

sperm

white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg

Paternity test shows that your sperm pregnated that white ass bitch.

by Mike Cunt April 10, 2003

sperm burper

An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.

After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.

by krunchie December 3, 2003

Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.

1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !

by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009

sourmath

A website where three naked, old, fat, men are having anal sex with each other in the shower. When you try to close out of it, a box will appear saying "Hello!" and the only option is to click "Ok". Upon clicking "Ok" another "Hello" box will appear and so on. It will take you approximately 5-20 minutes to close out of it by rapidly clicking "Ok".

HOLY SHIT DUDE! I CAN'T CLOSE THAT WEBSITE, SOURMATH.COM, YOU SENT ME!

by S. Quiznos April 7, 2010

sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.

Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.

by jeffjeff July 16, 2008