dino spumoni

A slang term for dinosaur semen, its not as tasty as you might think :( The problem with dinsoaur spumoni is that only the Italian dinosaurs had it, leaving all the other dinosaurs impotent.

Jeeze Frank, you've got dino spumoni all over your hair... your head might be pregnant with littlefoot's brother.

by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006

spuff

the highest level of awesome; nothing is more awesome than something that is 'spuff'

The beach on a hot summer day is spuff.

by Siram41 July 10, 2010

smumfy

A word to describe something that's really comfy and snuggly and lovely. =

It's especially useful on duvet days.

'Howdy Cecille, I just bought the most smumfy jumper ever.' =

'Pass me my big, smumfy slippers and fleece.'

After a night out when you've invited someone back for coffee:
'Let me slip into something more smumfy.' ;

by Angle Wick July 27, 2007

Spudflaps

Technical term for a mouldy vagina. Most common in women who don't get much action, resulting in tubors growing out of their flaps. The vagina resembles a 'spud' also if the flaps have not been washed in a while. Most common in single, overweight women who resemble Eamon Holmes or Adrian Chiles.

'Oh what a remarkable pair of spudflaps!'

'Get the hose out Jim, a bit mucky down there..'

'Howl on, get the spud masher out too..this is gonna be a quare job!'

by Blondieflaps May 2, 2010

spurf

the process of a man releasing bodily fluids out of his member

I think I'm gonna go home and spurf on my girlfriends face.

by Say Tin September 30, 2007

spum

It's what you are tasting when you felch someone.
Alternative spelling is 'sbum'.

I love the taste of spum when i'm felching.

by spumilicious March 10, 2004

Scumfuck

Name give to only those who are lower than the lowest thing you can think of. Think of the last thing you would ever want to come in contact with, times 100,000,000.....000. Also refered to as a "Jesse Marino."

Jesse is a Scumfuck.

by Justin November 24, 2004