broken sprinkler

the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess

-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!

by THaT GUUUYYY May 14, 2010

sprinkle snout

When you squeeze the shaft of your penis before ejaculation. You then put the head of the penis, as far as it will go, into the girl's nose. Let the ejaculation proceed up her nostrils. Girls have been known to sneeze it out or let it drip out.

I think we are ready to try sprinkle snout, eh?

by Beaner101 January 20, 2010

Hookins sprinkler

A mixture of the dance move 'the sprinkler' done in the middle of the club whilst jerking your love stick.

That dude on the dance floor was doing the Hookins sprinkler- what a dick!

Or can be just abbreviated - that dude is such a Hookins!

by HarryBb November 17, 2011

Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

ink sprinkler

Someone who writes a lot of useless or unread content. A hack writer. One who writes indiscriminately. Often unscrupulous, vain, or mercenary in nature.

Man! did you read that ten page press release Ira wrote for the KKK? What an ink sprinkler! He'll write anything for a buck and a byline!

by Jack Bard August 1, 2006

install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

by dim prickle October 27, 2005

sprinkle

Verb: Gender-neutral term for male or female ejaculation.
Noun: Gender-neutral term for the male or female ejaculate.

Dude, I went down on her and she sprinkled all over my face.

Oh man, I totally filled her up with my sprinkle.

by Shark_Topus November 23, 2010