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When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010
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The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.
by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018
Get the Man spreading mug.A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.
And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....
And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....
A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.
by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 25, 2016
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Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"
Bystander: you guys are stupid
Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"
Bystander: you guys are stupid
Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
by clowny g March 18, 2011
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