Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)
by HayleyComments June 1, 2018
Get the cat spreading mug.Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.
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When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.
by Mclovin-69 January 25, 2022
Get the Pokémon spread mug.When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass
My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.
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Get the saggy asshole spreading mug.Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.
by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 1, 2018
Get the jed the spread mug.Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it
I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!
by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012
Get the Spread the Red mug.When a girl spreads her cunt (labia, flaps, vulva) completely apart with her fingers to show ALL of her vagina. This is commonly done in Penthouse magazine.
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