spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.

1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!

by tcw4 November 26, 2014

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

spinning alex

A round oval shaped guy named Alex. Most likely at universal studios as the spinning globe.

Let's meet up at the spinning Alex.

by Kingval October 12, 2016

speanking

the act of having downward-dog mildly suicidal sex with multiple people

That speanking frat ritual was weird...

by CummyMcCumFace February 2, 2017

SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

Spinning sqaure

A annoying person or thing, used as an insult.

"I can't believe John won't buy me a ticket to the baseball game he has the money,he is such a spinning sqaure".

by KAC123321 January 22, 2021

spinning snowflake snowman

a shity Christmas decoration that little kids over obsess about and spend over $100 for.
they are a line of Christmas animatronics that ran from 2002-2010

"like bro i spent $500 on a spinning snowflake snowman,"
"that's funny because Gemmy sold these for under $20 back in my day,"

by ABiggerNigger May 23, 2021