spontaneous masturbation

Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.

Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.

by Vengefulsorrow December 28, 2008

Spunter

A cross between being a spastic and a munter.

Mark was so ripped last night he picked up a right spunter at the pub. He was that drunk I dont think he even noticed her wheelchair.

by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

The act of either :

A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin

B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire

or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.

A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"

B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"

C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."

"Oh really? What'd she do?"

"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"

by Lucizzle December 16, 2009

Spunting

Spunting is spooning when the girl gets wet. It is a combination of the words "spooning" (a hug from behind) and "punting" (to travel down a canal in a small boat).

guy 1: Wow, so you two just spooned? nothing else happened?
guy 2: Well, it started out as spooning, but quickly turned into spunting...

by Mike and a Lima called Matt April 25, 2014

spontaneous generation

The mistaken idea that living things can arise from non living sources

Redi created a controlled experiment to disprove spontaneous generation.

by ?_?_?_?_ November 23, 2015

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by Pete September 1, 2008

spoontz

Verb meaning to pass gas.

"Man, I just ate a burrito, and now I need to roll the window down I'm spoontzing so much."

by J. Flex February 26, 2006