Splurking

The act of fondling/flicking a girl's bean after it has been lavished in her juices.
(rubbing a wet clit)

Girl: Remember last night when you where splurking me?
Guy/Girl: Yeah?
Girl: Can we do that again?

by Tsumino January 20, 2016

Splur

A half-slurring, half-purring way of speaking. Much the way a drunken cougar will say "Hi" to you in the elevator.

Did you see that drunk woman trying to pick you up? She was so hammered she was splurring.

by extantism July 22, 2008

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

Splurje

Cum, Semen, Woman and man cum, orgasm juice, fu ck fluids

I splurjed on you, OH MY GOD IM SPLURJEING.....

by Thizzlam The true religion of February 3, 2024

splurgulus

a word used by cunts on msn that means nothing when they cant think of a better insult

...JaMeS... says:
nd i fink he blokd me ur all complete and utter splurgulus

by tom25391 December 27, 2007

splursh

To purposely spray matter (usually food) from one's mouth onto another person in act of retaliation, revenge, or pure pleasure.

"Eww Hannah! You splurshed sunflower seed stuff all over me!"

by rebelkid4ever May 8, 2008

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009