cock splint

penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.

on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

Slunt

A derogatory term that brings together slut and cunt in a hard hitting insult that's perfect for bitchy girls and arrogant bastards.

"That slunt wont let me into her party because i made her ride her bike home after i assfucked her" - Bernard

"Fuck it"- Gerry

by Marty Brewer August 24, 2011

splunging

When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.

"Wow that Menace chap is so stunning, Im splunging"

"Look at Lauren Courtney, she's splunging again"

by Hector McMadman January 7, 2012

sprunt

A feminine deodorant spray.

Get the sprunt! Jan's crotch is stinking up the whole building again!

by Barry Lincoln March 16, 2003

Splunk

A mixture of spunk and splooge. This is formed by the combined semen during a bukkake session.

Dude, I can't believe she drank that glass of splunk after we blasted on her face.

by Raindance! August 29, 2014

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012