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splink

Female ejaculation juices that are released when they are turned on.
Guy 1: Yeh man it was ace I was lickin her clit and she splinked all over me!
Guy 2: Not cool man.
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Spoinkers

A being that is strange in their own way yet has a presence to make people smile, they are normally very emotional people which can love unconditionally and believe there is such a think as love but its not perfect and have good common sense.
Spoinkers should always have someone to trust and will always stand by someone who needs their help, they will make loads of mistakes and bad choices before making some good ones, they don't really like to share either especially with food and can get annoyed really easily.
Some people even make little theme songs for the spoinkers kind, they are one wild prick, but there the ones you wouldn't change. If you think your a spoinkers you would have Blue eyes, that's the key to knowing.
Spoinkers na na naa BONKERS ;)
by whoshallibe53 December 9, 2012
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sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.
by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022
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Sploinkle

by Sploinkle October 18, 2022
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sploinkies

an offensive slur for the group "megheads" fan of the youtube chanel supermega matt and ryan.
Sploinkies: YOURE A FUCKING SPLONKIE
by society6969420 December 29, 2022
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Sploinkin and Joinkin

Sploinkin and joinkin means the act of cumming from masturbation. “Sploinkin” specifically refers to the cumming part, while “Joinkin” refers to jerking. It can also be used to say you were just goofing around.
“What were you doing yesterday?”
Nothing much, just sploinkin and joinkin”
by Dababyletsgo August 22, 2024
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sploinker yoinker

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room
by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024
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