spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

spiderman that hoe

when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign

she wouldent swallow so i SPIDERMAN that hoe

by wizeguy September 25, 2007

Spiderman dat dude

Verb describing a rare phenomenon occurring between two men whereby the man administering butt sex to the other performs a rusty trombone (it is the courteous thing to do), catches the sperm in his hand, slaps the receiver in the face with his jizz-filled hand, and slowly pulls his hand away to create a web-like effect. And hence, man #1 has spidermanned dat dude. This phrase was popularized by the underground rap sensation Cabin Boy's song of the same title, "Spiderman dat dude (9/11 I'm sorry...)(Cabin Boy Tell'em)."

"Sweet sassy molassey, look at those hot buns over there! I would sooo spiderman dat dude!"

by Monkey Butter January 7, 2008

Spiderman 3 Effect

The ratio of the amount of hype a movie has produced to the amount the movie sucks.

I hope we don't get the Spiderman 3 Effect with The Dark Knight or I will be incredibly disappointed.

by Zachary Mitchell August 25, 2008

spiderman dat hoe

like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.

DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA

by ronKwon February 22, 2008

spiderman dat ho

When with a girl, the guy ejaculates into his hand and procedes to shoot the cum out of his hand just as spiderman shoots out a web.

"hey man, you nail that chick last night?"
"fuck ya; spiderman dat ho!!!"
"BAMMMMMM"

by D666Fresh December 7, 2007

spiderman of the caribbean

when a man and a woman are having sex and then the man pulls out and ejaculates into his hand. then he makes the spiderman hand and flings his cum into the face of the woman. next he kicks her in the shin and wile she holds her face, she now hobbles around on her one leg and sounds like a pirate.

Last nite me and alice played a hot game of spiderman of the caribbean. She sure is mad.

by joe2524 April 20, 2008