by JohncashwithanAK September 10, 2005
Get the sphincter infantrymug. by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
Get the sphincter blinkmug. Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003
Get the Sphincter Factormug. a sphincter kiss is when two people. man to man. female to female or male to female, spread there butt cheeks, touch sphincters and pucker thems up to kiss. surprisingly this is very arowsing to some humans but is more common to the primates, orangutans are the primates to most likely to do so.
by jack nelson May 22, 2009
Get the sphincter kissmug. (sfink-ter plinck-o)
The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.
The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.
"Oh man, my Friday night was awesome! We had a couple people over, had a few drinks, and played Sphincter Plinko. Talk about putting some stank on it, Yeah Boi!!"
by FuzzyDunnlopp March 19, 2017
Get the Sphincter Plinkomug. You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.
Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023
Get the Sphincter Soupmug. by one ass face March 3, 2011
Get the sphincter crunchermug.