Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 8, 2014

Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.

Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by McKFC February 2, 2019

Spastic

In other words skattz

Muscle spasms can’t talk properly and can’t move without twitching

Oh shit it’s a skattz or he’s a skattafrinic and spastic

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk February 6, 2020

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

Spastic

Troy/Tracy blond hair blue eyes

You are a spastic

by Phoebe kelly March 12, 2022

Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Going spastic

Usually used in clubs/rave/gigs when you lose control of your body due to the music and you're blissfully jumping around, flailing arms and legs about, punching the air, swaying, bumping and generally creating a wide area around you.

Yuna: Last night was a riot, I ache all over!
Blake: Oh mate, that Calyx track kicked in and you were going spastic!
Yuna: Oh, yeah, Illusions.. I lost it there a bit
Blake: Yes indeed! You made your own mosh pit!
Yuna: No regrets

by Talonz February 20, 2010