Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Spastic

Definition of oniksa and how she acts

Look at oniksa the defined spastic

by Abdi aannoooo December 15, 2019

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

spastic

chronically online nonce named szymon

''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''

by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023

Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied

I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us

by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021

spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

by Mojofingers February 5, 2022

Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016