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Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.
"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."
by Interrator July 28, 2024
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Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.
After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.
by CAR717 December 2, 2022
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spa la la la

When a 4000ft roll of high strength tensile wire comes unbound on the spool as you're trying to pull it out,

that's spa la la la. When you drop a box of toothpicks and they go everywhere, that's spa la la la.
Man you knocked over the entire cabinet in that pottery warehouse and shit went total spa la la la.
by Leathernutz January 5, 2023
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spa-francorchamps

The best circuit in HISTORY (altough it caused a lot of fatal accidentes its still the best)
Random: wanna see F1?
Me: Sure, what GP is it?
Random: The belgium GP.
Me: *left all the activites i have to do to watch the belgium GP (aka Circuit De Spa-Francorchamps)*
by NCN_Off July 11, 2023
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Spa Food

top secret menu 😉only the most knowledgeable and in crowd women know
“ don’t forget to order some spa food after the sauna”
by TannerShryan August 27, 2023
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Spas black

Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.
by Suuuuuuuuuii March 5, 2022
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