When you finish an outrageously graphic masturbation session and while wiping up ropes of jizz do you discover the cover of your webcam is wide open.
HAL 9000: "...Yes Dave... I just saw you masturbate. And so did every employee at NASA."
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"
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Partner 1: "I've been a bad (insert Partner 1 gender here) please spank me!"
Partner 2: "Yeah you've been bad.
Partner 2: "Yeah you've been bad.
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Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.
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I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
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