spank cam

When you finish an outrageously graphic masturbation session and while wiping up ropes of jizz do you discover the cover of your webcam is wide open.

HAL 9000: "...Yes Dave... I just saw you masturbate. And so did every employee at NASA."
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker October 23, 2019

spank the big one

to masturbate...alot

When Tom thought of Stacey's mom, he had to find a place to be alone so he could spank the big one

by cjtjceej July 9, 2006

Spank me

Something said by a partner that either has a kink/fetish about being striked on the ass.

Partner 1: "I've been a bad (insert Partner 1 gender here) please spank me!"
Partner 2: "Yeah you've been bad.

by Zach T. Radass January 19, 2023

spank it

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.

Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.

by SPee[d] January 3, 2008

Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

by Johny Casino December 21, 2009

spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later

"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material

by kraut September 18, 2003

Spank City

1. the location where men must resort to and masturbate when having a slow night with the ladies; often a bathroom or private bedroom

These girls aren't really vibin me tonight, looks like its gonna be a lonely road to spank city.

by A Vass in the House February 8, 2010