stalkward

To awkwardly stalk someone.

"Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."

by Miss KTrain March 31, 2009

spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003

smacktard

Smacktard is a good way to describe Paul ( or as you would know him, Z3LL). He gets very offended when u call him this, and offen trys to rape your ass until you die of internal bleeding.

<Shimmeh> Hey look, its Z3LL...
<Shibbster> Hehe, lets go call him a smacktard...

by ellipsis June 6, 2004

Spockward

adj.

Something completely logical and without emotional appeal which garners a really awkward pause.

"Dude, did you see him break up with her?"
"Yeah man, he was so spockward."

by Richard "Dick" Richardson March 16, 2012

Spacktard

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

by welshj93 September 1, 2022

spacktard

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"

did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.

by welshj93 December 11, 2023