naked solitaire

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006

solitary moments

a state which a person prefers or wants to be alone

Ej is in the state of solitary moments, He wants to be left alone.

by lancelot_ej January 30, 2008

Soviet Slam

The girl gets a running start from the other side of the room and jumps attempting to land on the males genitals

I can't believe John and Amy attempted the Soviet Slam, did she make it?

by Beast Mode #71 June 10, 2009

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.

I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!

by cubeboy August 6, 2011

soviet steel

Happens to be bullets used by the Soviet Union during their time of greatness

I'm finna pump ur bitch ass full of Soviet Steel

by Big Dick Flex August 3, 2017

Soviet Canuckistan

1. A hilarious attempt by Pat Buchanan to make Canada feel shameful about not wanting to participate in a pathetic, unnecessary, wankerific war.

2. A cute nickname for a country that is actually smart enough to stand up to the United States, although the latter of the two countries is fully under the impression that the former is its bitch.

Two days ago, when Canada asked the United States not to target Canadian citizens just because they were born in certain countries, Mr. Buchanan griped to Mr. Press that Americans didn't need a lecture "from Soviet Canuckistan."
--The Globe

by Nemuko May 11, 2003

Solitaire porn

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background

Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that

by Bobby-bastard April 24, 2008