Soviet Union

"the place I lived in ,hated and somehow was able to leave" -my father who left the soviet union about a year before it fell.
All the communism jokes are not funny , literally no food on shelves, living with 3 generation of family in a room about 16 ft by 16 ft,sharing a bathroom with 4 family's,

It was not a nice place or a thing to joke about.
Alt kids - I would totally survive in the soviet union, it's such a cool aesthetic!

Child whos parent barely survived living over almost 40 years in the soviet Union - *angrily tackles alt kid*
by callmesmokie January 01, 2021
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Soviet Anthem

The greatest song ever. ( Not true!) Was used by The USSR from 1943-1991, with some post Stalin mods in 1977. Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes. This does not reflect the political views of the writer. Communism never works, and should be abolished outright all over the world.
The Soviet Anthem is a song played by those in the world whom truly believe in the flawed theory of Communism.
by Winnie Smith February 01, 2018
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Soviet Bus Stop

A sexual act where you bring a man close to climax and then press an ice-cube tray to his penis and it becomes frozen like Ralphie's tongue in A Christmas Story.
Janine surprised Tom with a Soviet Bus Stop and it was incredibly painful, but he still managed to finish.
by Empty21 January 01, 2021
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Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
by jim567483 December 22, 2011
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Soviet Pink Slip

Firing a useless bureaucrat by way of execution
The treasurer didn't show up at the meeting, so he got a soviet pink slip.
by ncsmith2012 October 06, 2009
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old soviet tanks

Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!"

Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."
by My name July 13, 2006
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soviet russian rematch

after an epic battle between to sides ends they will come together again for a soviet russian rematch
The Giants and Patriots meet for superbowl 46 in should be a good ole soviet russian rematch
by j ham January 24, 2012
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