Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

eksi sozluk

medicine for cracks on anus skin

- I have some problems on my anus Dr. Yarrak
- mm You must be an eksi sozluk user

by susaminaiserim August 5, 2010

solutionist

somebody who finds solutions to problems

I went to a solutionist to solve my relationship problem.

by natan kerendian December 8, 2006

Sollus

A male walrus, otherwise known as Sollrus.
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Person A: Dude, what is that animal?
Intellectual: A Sollus, or Sollrus. A male walrus.

by Hedrik March 2, 2008

Sooubway

Sooubway is what Anix a roblox YouTuber or TheOdd1sOut calls a “Subway”

Come one let’s get a sandwich from Sooubway

by MyFabouriteGamerAnix June 17, 2020

mobile solutions

-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker

"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"

by jim sweeney September 13, 2008

Pragmatic Solution

A change management programme/project/activity/task engineered to produce the status quo.

We must implement a pragmatic solution to maximise the utility derived from available resources without imposing constraints on existing infrastructure.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003