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Hobosexual

the attraction of taking homeless people into your house filling your bathtub with a mixture of dipping sauces (ie. Ketchup, Barbecue, Mustard etc.) placing the fully-clothed hobo in said mixture to marinate, then laying the sauced covered hobo on your bed and licking the sauce off of their body.
"Are you a homosexual?"
"No I'm a hobosexual."
by Gaydolf_Shitler May 5, 2016
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Hobosexual

One who considers the homeless as sexual beings; one who likes to have sexual encounters with dirty strangers; one who dresses in a homeless person's costume for role playing in sexual enjoyment
My husband and I like to have sex in the dirt.We are hobosexuals.
I'm such a hobosexual, I would totally bang that dude over there holding up that cardboard sign.
I haven't showered today, I feel like a hobosexual.
by Amnika Maypry August 8, 2008
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hobosexual

some one who thinks hobo's are sexy
girl 1: "omg look at that sexy hobo over there!"

girl 2:"your such a hobosexual"
by Cathy Bell October 20, 2009
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Hobosexual

1. A term applied usually to women, saying that they are attracted to people that have money problems, constantly make mistakes, or are just plain ugly.
2. Being attracted to homeless or jobless people
Gurl: OMG, He's, like, SO hawt!

D00D: He's living in a cardboard box, eating beans he found out of the trash can...

Gurl: Thats why i luv him!

D00D: WTF?!?! THATS HOBOSEXUAL!!!
by GrahamCRACKUH April 3, 2010
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Hobosexual

A person who consents to engage in Sexual Intercourse primarily for the sake of obtaining a hobo necessity, including:
1. A place to sleep for the night
2. Alcohol
3. Harder Alcohol
*This does not include money, because such action falls under the definition of Hooker*
Steve: "Wanna crash at my house tonight?"
Travis: "No, I think im going to be Hobosexual and spend the night with Tina"

Travis: "Damn it Jake, we are such Hobosexuals!"
Jake: "No, i get showers out of mine"
by Noctum January 4, 2009
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solosexual

"'For people who have a sexual attraction to Han Solo and nobody else.'" - urban dictionary, probably. " - u/Gryhmace
that guy from starwars gets me so turned on , i think i might be a solosexual
by omfgidk September 20, 2022
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saxosexual

When you are sexually attracted to saxophones
I am saxosexual and I'm proud of it
by Ilikechickentacossnachos July 11, 2017
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