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slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.
by hwip July 16, 2011
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Ben Shapiro

Okay, now let's say hypothetically, you happened to be a dirty mean leftist. Then that would mean that you are destroyed. I destroy the left wing. You said abortion was okay, then I said your mom was gay.
Ben Shapiro:"Most people don't know this but my wife is a doctor"
Leftist:"Okay Ben Shapiro"
by OrganDisplayer1912 April 22, 2021
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sapiosexual

"George is sapiosexual. That's a nice way of saying he hasn't been laid in years."
by WayneGarber January 2, 2016
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Shapiro

A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.
My p-word has never been wet so clearly I'm living a full-on Shapiro existence!
by JLM1975 August 14, 2020
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sapiosexual

A person who values intelligence as a key feature of attraction. No matter how attractive their interest is, the moment they speak and prove themselves of sub par intelligence to the desired level, it is an instant deal breaker and turn off.

This is not to say that they date 'unattractive' people or that physical appearance does not matter; the individual just does not put as much importance or emphasis on attractiveness.

If you find yourself drawn to intelligent conversation and more attracted to people the more intelligent they prove themselves. The opposite being even with someone of extreme attractiveness, the moment they say or do something that makes them look ignorant, idiotic, immature, etc. the attraction/connection is instantly vaporized.
My significant other may not be the definition of physically fit but he is exceptionally smart, it is a perfect situation since I identify as a sapiosexual.

I tried dating a model once, he was super ripped!... The problem was, i made a little chemistry joke and asked him to pass the sodium chloride and all I received in return was a blank stare! Needless to say, this sapiosexual decided being just friends was best.
by Duchess_Dor October 20, 2015
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sapiosexual

I'm sapiosexual, so if you wanna fuck me you better pass this algebra final
by itz_kidz June 8, 2016
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Snaping

Kind of a cross between snapping and sniping at someone, must be delivered in a manner akin to Hogwarts legend and all around sex bomb, Professor Severus Snape.
Girl 1- "And then we went to McDonalds and then we went to the cinema and then-"

Girl 2- "Perhaps if you paid more attention to your work and less to your little friends, your potion might not have the consistency of stewed prunes Mr Potterrrr- 10000000 points from Gryffindor!"

Girl 1- "Eh? Stop your Snaping!"

Girl 2- "Expelliarmus!"
by Rubyx4 February 16, 2010
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