snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had

lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Snuffleupagus

When you tell your woman a funny joke just as you blow your load in her mouth so that she bursts out laughing making the cum snort out her nose

She snuffleupagussed so hard I had to get her a tissue!

by Yotellmewhatchoowant September 25, 2020

Snuffer

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that Obama is secretly plotting, or otherwise planning a proposal that would require mandatory "End of Life Counseling" for senior citizens every five years. Similar to a birther.

A rumor mostly passed by Freepers, but debunked by Snopes.

Crazy CTer: "Hey, I heard today that not only was Obama born in Kenya, but he's also planning to make Senior Citizens have end of life counseling, in order to pressure them into euthanasia, every five years!"

Ignore the snuffer. Common sense is not their forte.

by DashEvil July 29, 2009

shuffler

its a fart that sounds like a deck of cards being shuffled

after i ripped one real loud, my friend chris said that fart sounded like a deck of cards being shuffled, hence the term shuffler every time a fart sounds like that

by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005

stuffler

A very informal/friendly slang term for an idiot/moron etc. Used to deride people (esp. friends), but always in a light-hearted way. Often prefaced with "fuck".

John: Where are my car keys?
Tony: Jesus you're a fuck-stuffler mate! Where they always are!
John: Piss off!

by Kieren Murphy April 6, 2006

Snuffleupagus

A vera that actually exists!

Dube I thought his girlfriend was a "vera", turns out she was a "snuffleupagus".

by snuffleupagus April 19, 2005

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004