Twat Socket

An insult used to replace douchebag, twat waffle, etc.

Infanticide Jessy is such a twat socket for believing adoption is teh debil.

by David_Bowies_Package April 2, 2009

lemony snicket

the raddest author around. wrote the A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

lemony snicket is the man.

by DJ SARS January 10, 2004

alpha socket

The alpha socket is the zone between being fully conscious and unconscious. You are conscious but the unconscious is in the foreground.

I took a hit and was in the alpha socket for quite a while.

Purportedly, Jimmi Hendrix was a master of moving into the alpha socket at will.

by ca January 27, 2005

Lemony Snicket

The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.

"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"

by Cam and Liz February 23, 2009

shit socket

Yet another term for a woman's behind.

She's got a nice looking shit socket.

by Spaif Bizmack April 20, 2005

Cock socket

A female. Much like a wall socket, they are only truly useful for one thing. cum dumpster

His wife is so stupid, she is a cock socket.

by Bullitt 4872 October 15, 2012

lemony snicket

Quite possibly the worst author around. His works are monotone, repetetive, simplistic, uninsightful, delibetately depressing, uneventful, and otherwise painful to read. Anybody who can honestly credit this man in any way has not read a good book...ever?

Lemony Snicket is not useless, he serves as the best bad example.

by SGMan April 8, 2007