champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.

I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!

by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016

Marayan/Smirld

Marayan is the cutest to-be couple on discord. From the moment they met, you could tell it was meant to be. The chemistry in the air was electric. They’ve helped each other through tough times all while their growing love brought them closer together. They even fought over amari levels and wanted the other person to be first! How perfect <3

Look at marayan/smirld so cute

by K--LeB November 16, 2021

10” Sirloin

When your closing ability is bang pukka

I just paid 15k to be cold …
Must be a 10” Sirloin

by Amexking May 15, 2023

Laverne And Shirley

Two Lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have sex.

Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?

Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's

Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid

by squigtoneloverfantasyboy January 14, 2010

Shirley Temple

A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.

That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.

by S21 May 25, 2009

snikle

a short low laugh ( like a sniker)

Dan:look at her nipples dragging on the floor
Ryan:(snikles)that was funny

by the orange barracuda August 7, 2009