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The Sneak 

The 1936 equivilant of The Cheat.

A lively fellow who is really quite unique. Small, smart and yellow with a rodent-like phisique. Doesn't play the cello and never gets to speak. Strong Bad's Leporello.

A dapper swindler out of Tammany hall who got what's for from Boss Tweed. Once did the holly-golly on the Panama Canal. A jaunty jacknapes with moxie and pizazz. Drinks bootleg hooch and listens to the jazz. Captures all the clever girls affections and made off with my Fluffy Puff confections.

He's dasterdly, loves catastrophy, his schemes are masterly, takes tea at half past three. Dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine and put a bengal tiger in the Kaizer's latrine.

The sneak, I showed him what's for!
The Sneak by Vit June 25, 2003
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sneaky ball

where you stand in a crowd of people with your testicle out and if your ball gets cold and no one notices it is out, you win and if someone says SNEAKY BALL then you loose. This is a great family game.
sneaky ball by Mobbly November 20, 2011

Puerto Rican Sneak

This is where you are sitting at a stop light waiting to turn left and there is traffic in the other lanes waiting as well. When the light turns green if you have successfully turned left before any of the other cars in the opposing traffic go straight through the light you have successfully completed the Puerto Rican Sneak.
Dude I was sitting at the intersection today and some stupid blonde was texting and I got a Puerto Rican Sneak on that bitch! *high five*

sneak mex 

A particularly stealthy and sly mexicano man. Can be used to refer to an illegal immigrant, or any mexican who portrays a general sneakyness about him.
Me: Yo look at Pedro over there, he's lookin shady as fuck.

Drew: Ya dude I heard he jumped the fence and hid from the Border Patrol in a barrel for 3 straight days!

Me: Wow, what a god damn sneak mex!
sneak mex by gangster charles September 15, 2009

Sneak dissin' 

When someone does something behind your back
Matt: Yo, you hear what Joe's been saying about you behind your back?
Rich: He be sneak dissin' man. That aint cool.
Sneak dissin' by the mammal March 30, 2015

Sneaky Poo 

The act of pooing in the most unexpected places, often where people will likely stumble upon it.
Dude! Someone just Sneaky Poo'ed in my pillow case!
Sneaky Poo by SneakyPoo December 25, 2007

sneaky link

Hanging out with someone and making out but on the low. You do not tell anyone and it doesn’t mean anything, no feelings or strings attached, just for the fun of it.
me and my sneaky link aren’t talking or anything like that
sneaky link by anonymous December 15, 2021