Snack Sheet

A flat bed sheet that a lazy, couch potato-type person spreads out on his or her sofa to protect the upholstery from little piles of foods (especially from Fourth Meal) that he or she keeps at hand. Using a snack sheet saves the effort of washing dishes and bowls. Oftentimes, the person (or people) utilizing the snack sheet will do so unclothed. In this case, the snack sheet can further protect the couch upholstery from skin oils and other body soils. Also: a metonymy for sloth and gluttony

They never leave the house on a weekend. They just stay home, watching Lifetime and eating Ritz crackers on their snack sheet.

Snack Sheet by CaperGirl June 26, 2012

Snack Monster

A person who eats snacks more than actual meals

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster

Snack Monster by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014

Snack Den 

An official 'Snack Den' compromises of two sofas pushed together to create a bed like space. Once a snack den is created it must be occupied for a minimum of 6 hours with users bringing a constant supply of snacks and dressed in nothing smarter than tracksuit bottoms and old jumpers. The first rule of the snack den is that no one can enter the snack den without snacks.

'Lib, I'm so hungover, lets get in the snack den'
'Not before we go spend our student loans on snacks'

Snack Den by GuernseyGal February 7, 2015

Snack jacking 

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

Snack jacking by sefawley May 31, 2016

snack tray 

The upper- front of a woman's chest, especially including her breast area, that is always a likely catch-all for food or beverage spillage when eating and drinking.

Elsa: Darn---I just dropped pizza all over my snack tray on this white blouse!

You: Better get a wad of paper towels and mop up, girl.

snack tray by Janfan May 25, 2010

snack nappin

When you waste the whole day in bed with someone, having sex, occasionally snacking(eating, drinking, smoking) while taking brief naps between sessions.

Andy:"Yo man, what'd you do last weekend? I never heard from you"
Brendan: "oh you know me and the lady were just snack nappin all weekend"
Andy: "Oh well, gotta love that!"

snack nappin by swaino August 1, 2008

snack and a half 

Extra snackalicious! Someone who you like even more then usual or used to emphasis snack!

That Bitch IS A SNACK AND A HALF!!

snack and a half by Iss-a-Bella September 20, 2017