smurt

Smurt. A word used to describe someone who tries to act smart but actually sounds dumb. The U in smurt derives from the word "dumb".

"Wow Julia, you sound really smurt right now."

by caluso February 29, 2016

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006