Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles

"Wow what a testicle smasher!'

by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016

smother the pie

masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie

Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie.

by Kevo K May 9, 2008

smothered rhino

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)

"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."

by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009

Smasher Dasher

One who is quick to do things. Most of the time referring to sexual activity where the man leaves the women quickly after sex and never speaks to her again.

Did you hear what Jonny did to Linda?! Man he's such a smasher dasher!

by Mini Bulker May 21, 2011

Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.

Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..

by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021

Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.

Look at those two Taco Smashers

by KDcargirl October 29, 2009

Smasher

A member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time passes and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.

Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.

Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!

Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!

Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.

Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.

by smasherobserver May 15, 2010