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Get the Smooth Criminal mug.Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.
I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!
by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011
Get the Smooth Sailor mug.When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
Bless your clean ass boy
by haggybiatch October 9, 2016
Get the Smooth Criminal mug.A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.
by jbc the 2nd January 22, 2010
Get the anal smoothie mug.Jim: I really need a cigarette!
Jon: Here, have marlboro smooth.
Jim:(takes a drag) Wow these are nice and minty. I don't think i will be smoking kools anymore.
Jon: You were smoking kools? why, those are really nasty?
Jon: Here, have marlboro smooth.
Jim:(takes a drag) Wow these are nice and minty. I don't think i will be smoking kools anymore.
Jon: You were smoking kools? why, those are really nasty?
by kman998 March 27, 2010
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