Smooshbortion

To have sex and get pregnant and then have an abortion.

Could also mean after deciding you don't want to have sex with someone last second you abort having sex with them at all.

Cindy messed up by not wearing a condom with her boyfriend and got pregnant. After deciding having a kid would be stupid at 18 she went to the clinic and got a smooshbortion.

Tami wanted to smoosh her boyfriend but after he said I love you after one week of dating she realized she wanted a smooshbortion.

by eelizabeth84 January 21, 2011

Smoosh Movie

A movie you invite a girl or guy over to watch when you know you aren't going to "watch a movie" and will instead start smooshing once it starts.

Bro #1 - I invited the new dime piece over for a smooth movie...

Bro #2 - What are you watching?

Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!

by Bromancer20 May 4, 2016

Snooshy

Australian slang for a dressing gown.

I love my snooshy, it's so warm!

by Flloydflloyd June 19, 2018

smoothy

When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.

Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!

by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003

Smoosh

Extraordinary Indie band from Seattle, Wa and Stockholm, Sweden. Three sisters; Asya (18) keyboards, melodica, guitar; vocals and lyrics.
Chloe (16) drums; backing vocals..
Maia (13) bass guitar; album art.

Smoosh first album She Like Electric 2004 release
Smoosh second album Free To Stay 2006 release
Smoosh Third album The World's Not Bad 2010 release

by gregsticker1 June 15, 2010

Smooshed

Getting drunk during a luncheon

I had 5 martinis at the luncheon. I was so smooshed!

by A. Hoang October 10, 2007

smoosh

acting like a smoosh is known to be acting like an idiot.

i smoosh ed that dog he is now pissed off haha even if it is fun.

by tarder September 30, 2005