Smuckernut Crunch

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.

A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.

by smuckernut July 21, 2010

Snickerbating

When you go into the shower, bed, or closet to be alone while eating a snickers bar.

My wife totally walked in on me snickerbating last night - she is way to worried about my weight.

by Steven Eric Whoit March 11, 2010

Snicker-Pickle

1.) Chocolate dipped ding-dong ...with nuts.

2.) Any phallic shaped object (such as a pickle) dipped in chocolate and covered with nuts.

3.) A turd.

Me: OMG, what do you have in your mouth right now?

Sister: A snicker-pickle.

by sillyovaries September 7, 2012

Snickering like a fucking bobcat.

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

by Jindurr January 25, 2018

Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti and also vandalism. Mostly used with intention of getting your work out their without the hassle of buying paint and starting to paint walls. Its harder to get caught and punished for this opposed to tagging/bombing walls. Good for graffiti beginners.

Me and my Mate just went out sticker slapping

by The Dank Meme February 18, 2018

Snickers dick vein

The chocolate on top of a Snickers bar that looks like a vein stretching across an erect penis.

The woke mob are trying to get rid of the Snickers dick vein!

-Tucker Carlson

by Penis with a D May 10, 2022

butt sticker poop

An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.

While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.

Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.

Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.

Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.

Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers

by Jon Kitna's sister December 10, 2010