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Smeg

You see my sister, she’s a smeg
by annonymoue June 1, 2022
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Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun
Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun
by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020
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Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".
"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"
by rjtl77 July 8, 2023
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Smeg

Smeg is what you call someone if there an absolutely smashed
Mate your apsolutly smeged
by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
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smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen
1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.
by bread infection November 22, 2009
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smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.
Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.
by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020
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