sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.

Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?

by Dayringer October 25, 2004

stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

by cleveland indians October 23, 2008

Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

Staple Food

An item of food that is consistent in one's diet. It is eaten AT LEAST every day if not more than one time per day.

Pop-tarts are my staple food. I eat them for breakfast everyday as well as a snack before bed.

by strawberrypoptartwithacherry April 21, 2011

SAMPLED!

When one is dominated in such a manner that it creates a supernova; a free ownage upon others

Gurndeep Hempsky Jr. was skating down the ice until Spencer checked him into the boards and fucking SAMPLED! him.

by You Just Got Sampled April 19, 2009