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Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.
male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you
female: “you know how i do
by madsillybb October 30, 2018
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Slurp ahh

When a very attractive person walks by you might hear someone *slurp then go ahhh* It's of sexual nature, baisically meaning let's get it on.
Becky: "Wow, that new kid is so hot!"
Tina: "OMG, I know!"

Becky: *slurp ahh*
by ThatBlondeable May 18, 2011
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Slurp Juice

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.
by El ritardo July 19, 2018
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Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.
Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.
by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008
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sloppy slurp

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards
I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!
by Bigballer34 February 18, 2018
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slurp face

Slurp Face: n,

defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. Characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare.
Girl that creep in the corner been givin you slurp face

SLURP FACE CONFIRMED

See: the look derp face
by pimperfection December 9, 2015
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Slurp goblin

A woman that's able to deep throat massive cocks
Damn that girl I hooked up with last night was a slurp goblin
by Pimp master lex August 17, 2020
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