trump sucker

Someone who feels the constant desire to suck trump's dick, because he is god and can do no wrong.

Sean Hannity is such as trump sucker

by flyingpigsarerealbutyouarenot January 14, 2019

cock sucker

An insult commonly used to describe someone you hate. Derived from derrogatory reference to oral sex.

John called his old friends cocksuckers just before they beat the crap out of him.

by dp9 October 11, 2003

sucker punch

Easily confused with a punch defined as a "bitch move" a true sucker punch is quite a bit more complex than a simple unanounced attack.
It primarily involves a closed fist contacting the soft underbelly of a person (beneath the rib cage) at a high velocity, causing the ensuing force to press upward on the victim's diaphram, leading to a sudden expulsion of air from the victim's mouth and lungs. This opening blow leaves the victim open to various other attacks, often leading to what would be called "bitch moves" becuase of the defenseless nature of the victim.

John sucker punched David, and then he nutted him while he lay gasping for breath.

by Visa September 16, 2005

big pp sucker 90000

sucks big pp everyday

big pp sucker 90000: succ time *super succ*

by GS1029 June 9, 2018

ass sucker

A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.

See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.

Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Slucket List

List of slutty things one must do in their lifetime.

I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.

by KfromCanada August 16, 2012