Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.

me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.

by big sandk March 31, 2009

musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

E-Slob

A person who never cleans up their emails and has a messy desktop full of links, files, and folders that they will never use again.

I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!

by z28owner2 January 25, 2011

Madison Slob

Sloppy collared slack jawwed alcoholic with anger for slogans like "Go Baby Go!" or "Who stole my pouch du?"

Look at that Madison Slob trying to ride the bus for free

by Radsom January 17, 2008

slob weed

someone who is mad grimy, will take your shit without asking. Smokes a lot of weed everyday, fucks people over when he is dealing.

Damn, nigga you stole from your roommate while you were dealing drugs to reading locals at the house, your fucking Slob Weed.

by no where fast December 14, 2010

slob swab

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Slob on the knob

Slob on the knob is when you put too much lotion on your hands, and you cannot get it open.

"I had to slob on the knob in my sisters room this morning"

by Knob Slopper February 11, 2019