Guy 1: I heard Bill and a bunch of the chicks he smashed at the party the other day got crabs, yet Bill's been clean. What gives?
Guy 2: It was that first chick that had the crabs, but Bill decided to save money and use a trojan slipper on all of them.
Guy 2: It was that first chick that had the crabs, but Bill decided to save money and use a trojan slipper on all of them.
by tehThinker June 8, 2011
Get the trojan slipper mug.When a girl gets boned so many times in one night her inner vagina turns purple and lose, the first one to smash after that point is given the title of purple slippers
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Get the teeth slippers mug.When you cum on a girls feet. Giving them a sparkly shine, similar to slippers with Swarovski crystals. For the princess in your life.
by Capt.Blix May 30, 2021
Get the Disney Slippers mug.the vigorous act of rubbing your foot up and down between the breasts creating the figurative slipper between the two pillows of breasts.
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Get the pillow slipper mug.Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.
Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
by Questosterone March 11, 2011
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