slimy handy

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016

slimy palm flopper

actually fucking retards

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.

I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.

by Joe 234 March 3, 2017

Slimy Sue

The anal queef that follows through. (Cockney Slang)

He fell down the apples and pears and did a Slimy Sue

by Slimy Meg February 24, 2025

Slimy Samantha

The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other

Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking

by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018

Slimy Tom

A Laughing Cow cheese wedge wrapped in a turkey meat slice.

Dude, I love eating Slimy Toms on a Saturday night!

by Bendredison December 15, 2025

Slimy Shotgun

(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.

(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.

(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.

(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.

by MikeHancho925 September 7, 2022