sleep

something that everyone but me can do.

man you know sleep? Yeah what is it...

by janeydoey October 8, 2013

Sleep

Like death, but without the commitment.

make sure to sleep kids

by i'm fine, i promise July 5, 2017

sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

Sleep

A luxury unaffordable to the AP Language students, especially to those at Leland High School. It is a longing worth of mockery by the great and mighty Madam Jank of Owksi. If you had tried to interpret this word any other way, you are WRONG because this is satire.

What? You tried to sleep? Are you crazy? You have Jankowski!

by AznFanatic November 5, 2014

Sleep

Code word for elimination at eternal reading class, a state of dreaming unconsciously

Four: One of you will be going to sleep!

by Richard article 512 February 9, 2020

Sleep

What you should be getting right now instead of being on this mf phone 24/7

GO GET SOME REST BECAUSE YOU'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE A ZOMBIE!
Now get to bed and sweet dreams~

NOT YOU STILL BEING HERE😒

Person A: i feel so sleepy today
Person B:Yeah because you haven't been getting any actual sleep these days-?

by _ nknown X May 21, 2022

Sleep

What you do during school

Normal people At school: *learn*
Me: * sleeps through entire lesson*

by Astaroth.axxe February 2, 2016