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by Woburn Footballer October 29, 2011

snaggle

To scream at a group of people from a moving car. Followed by a quick getaway only if any member of the forementioned crowd has access to a car. This maneuver is preferrably executed at night to minimize the chances of your identity being discovered. Many times directed toward homless tramps, skanks, and posers. The object simply being to scare the shit out of any unsuspecting person who must taste the brunt of your wrath. Does not have to be a coherent word - it can be any form of loud noise as well, such as an airhorn. Accompanied nicely by firing an airsoft gun at potential victims simultaneously.

Last night I snaggled Ed the juggling hobo as he was about to enter his camp. I think he sharted when he hit the ground, thinking it was the cops.

by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

slagle

to be a real dick head

That Dr. Phil is a slagle to the MAX!

by Shmee Shmo June 2, 2009

snaggle tooth

A hideous, unnattractive, and foul smelling female with a fucked up grill.

Yo that snaggle tooth broad looked like she was from Jurassic Park.

Skeezer dun bought me a snaggle tooth stripper.

I was hella feelin' that female... until she smiled at me... snaggle tooth bitch.

by rayx2 June 21, 2007

swaggle

swaggle: to walk in a manner that is swaying and staggering. or to walk and stumble

He swaggles when he walks.
Too many beers makes him swaggle.
I hope the mule don't swaggle when we are plowing the corn.

by Raymond Harick July 20, 2008

Smaggle

The act of haggling someone with sexual favors. Persuading them to give you something by seducing them. Often used by students, renters, etc.

She wouldn't give me the remote so I smaggled her for it. Afterwards though, I didn't really need it. I crashed and she watched whatever she watches at night.

Mrs. Anderson wouldn't give me an A on my paper because she said there were too many loose ends. So I smaggled her to bump it up to at least a B+. I probably could have gotten an A if I had an extra inch or two.

I bought this book the other day "Smaggle" it teaches you about the art of using sex to get what you want.

by Anonymystical January 20, 2012

wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007