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septic tank

The art of while being intoxicated placing a funnel into a woman's anal cavity and vomiting into said funnel.
wow, i am so drunk but that girl has a nice ass i would like to septic tankher.
by J.M. gigitty August 8, 2009
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skepticism

how I feel when guys say they "just wanna be friends with Ashely"
Todd: yeah dude, that chick is cool, but we're not banging or anything
Me: *gives him the look (>.>) of skepticism*
by le-yane-bomb September 11, 2015
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Septic Fail

Worse than an epic fail.

Septic fail comes from a mix of Epic Fail and Septic Tank.

(a septic tank is used to store/dispose of human waste. in place of a sewer)

Septic Fail is to be used in extreme cases only.

terminology may vary,

(in fail order)

fail
epic fail
septic fail
super septic fail

nasty septic fail
super nasty septic fail
epic septic fail

and finally

super epic, mega septic stink-nasty fail
degrees of fail...
1.)(Score goal on own team)=fail

2.) (Trip on own foot, fall and fit face on floor)= epic fail

3.) (score goal on own team then trip on own foot and hit face on floor, stand up and knock your gym teacher unconscious)=Septic fail

3.) (Accidentally back truck off of a cliff, land truck on grandmother)=Septic Fail

2.) (When playing tic-tac-toe against oneself, lose)=Epic Fail

3.) (When parallel parking, hit the car in front of you and the car behind you several times....get out...your car explodes)=E P I C F A I L

3.) (Attempt suicide (DON'T DO IT), fail at suicide,be sentenced to death for attempted murder (to oneself), when in prison get shanked because you would not let the midget have his hat back, recover, for your last meal, die from food poisoning before getting the electric chair. (+1 if they still electrify you, +5 if they try to save you from dying of food poisoning) )=
THE MOST SEPTIC OF EPIC SEPTIC FAILURES....AKA...Epic Septic Fail
by schoolrunner May 17, 2009
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Skeptikal

Rumour has it that this man has a huge wang. Not as big of a wang as wordDem Sum/word but it is huge. Massive.
Damn that wang is a Skeptikal!
by Harry Sacksnuffer May 24, 2003
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septic eye

butt hole. it draws the comparison that the butt hole resembles an the pupil and iris and voids the human body's septic.
I just ate so much taco bell. I am going to have a bad time emptying the septic eye later.
by Lou Pottingsworth III May 10, 2016
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The Skeptics

A melodic punk band from Western Ma.
I listened to the sketpics at www.theskeptics.net the other day.
by Homeless B April 18, 2005
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scepticrater

a threatening boil like spot with erupting potential
a threatening boil-like spot with erupting potential
by anne lester December 8, 2003
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