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skateboarder 

a person who doesnt play with balls, but uses them.
skateboarder: what did you do today

jock: kick my ball around, how bout you

skateboarder: kickflipped a 10 stair

jock: oh and i drank sum cough medicine for fun

skateboarder: you are awesome

skateboarder by skateboarding<3 December 12, 2006

Skateboarder foot 

Skateboarder foot is a condition which shows up after years of skating, in which a callus forms on the ball of the foot you would use to push off. As you get older this can be uncomfortable at times even causing premature wear in socks and insoles of shoes and in my experience quite painful on long walks or if your on your feet for long periids of time.
“If I would have known skateboarder foot was going to be the end result of years of street skateboarding I probably would have gotten new skate shoes and insoles more often instead of waiting till you can see my foot threw the bottom
Skateboarder foot by jc26 June 7, 2018

damnation skateboards 

the best f****ing company ever
better than handprint
damnation skateboards by jake m November 30, 2004

Skate board 

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose
Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)
Skate board by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Skateboarding 

It's a way of life.
Without a doubt.

It's way cooler than any other "real sport" out there.
Just admit it.

We push the pavement with our foot, all across the city.
This beautiful city.

Born on the streets, raised on the streets.
Stoplights.
Concrete.
Stair Sets.
Gaps.
Hip Hop.
Loading Docks.
Curbs.
Kickflips.
Parking lots.
Blood.
Handrails.
Hessians.
Street life.
Family.
Homies.
Love.
Future.
Respect.

You might not like us.
We're cool with that.

We are a different kind of people.
We are skateboarders.
I'm a skater.
I enjoy skateboarding.
A hoodlum.
A street kid.

You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same.

For life.

Skateboarder 

True Skateboarder: One who rides a skateboard for the fun of doing it. Usually they are the kids that go to skateparks and stay for hours without giving up because they want to learn a new trick.

Poser Skateboarder: One who thinks that owning a skateboard instantly makes him cool. Usually they are the ones that carry their skateboard everywhere, including school. Most of the time they wear really tight clothes and grow their hair out.
True Skateboarder: "Hey man did you see that triple kickflip?"

Poser Skateboarder: "Nah man I was flippin' my hair"

True Skateboarder: "You should try that"

Poser Skateboarder: "Nah man I might rip these new tight jeans"
Skateboarder by philbert249 August 24, 2010