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Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022
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simpleacnahydrofacialhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliothanatoscopoclaustrohaphephobia is a fear of multiple things.
NO STOP I HAVE simpleacnahydrofacialhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliothanatoscopoclaustrohaphephobia
by Jakonn April 22, 2022
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Simptonitis

The common disease you catch when simping too hard... Once you get this disease, there is no cure... Only spreading throughout your vicinity.

Symptoms include; obsessing over Tv show or movie characters, screaming into your pillow over a TV show or movie, gluing photos of you and your favorite character together, & knowing everything about your favorite character
``My doctor told me I have simptonitis... He said I can't get rid of it.. Ever.``
by Roadk!ll August 12, 2022
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singleton

a way to define an annoying black female who is short
quiet singleton
by vaughn142 September 5, 2023
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Gimpleton.

A heady mix of a complete fucktard with perverted undertones.
I caught him bucking a picture of his sister yesterday, he's a fucking Gimpleton.
by MrA77 March 25, 2024
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Singleton

A last name that's given to either the bitches with the finest faces, or the niggas with the largest dicks. If your a singleton, you might as well just be a porn star.
Michael: "Damn yo have you heard about Kyle?
James: What about Kyle?
Michael: He's a Singleton yo!
James: What the fuck?! I gotta hide my girl gang!
by Criticalityy April 10, 2024
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Singleton

A Nice caring person whos too horny for their own good.
Did you see her today? She be looking so singletony
by anonymous April 30, 2024
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