The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
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A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.
Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.
by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020
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I cannot believe that Matt is still paying rent for his ex-girlfriend after he moved out 2 months ago, that is utter simplicity.
by TheSimpLife September 19, 2020
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dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.
dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.
by skrtskrrrttt August 27, 2019
Get the simpin mug.Simping is leaving ur guys for a girl.Such as choosing her over your bro just because ur horny.If your boy wants to facetime with u and you dont because your chatting to a girl your simping.
by riskyasav March 21, 2020
Get the Simping mug.Someone(usually a guy) who manages to display simp and incel traits simultaneously. They have never found romantic success in their lives and treat any girl they find attractive like a goddess. You can often find these people spending hours of their time in Twitch E-girl streams donating money and leaving thirsty comments.
Example: Simpcel: *Typing* "(E-girl) you're outrageously gorgeous. Everything about you is absolute perfection.
E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"
Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*
Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".
Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*
E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"
Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*
Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".
Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*
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