Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

Sacramento Smear

When the female in a couple shits on her hand and spreads it evenly across her back. The male then initiates doggy style and eats the shit off of her back.

I heard that Doug and Brenda hooked up for a Sacramento Smear.

by Sexmonger69 June 22, 2022

Pap Smear

/ˈpæp ˌsmɪər/
noun
1. Paparazzi, freelance photographers that take candid pictures of famous people–particularly obnoxious ones–that insult and stalk celebrities, block traffic and sidewalks to take video, and try to get the most unflattering shots possible to "smear" the celebrity's image.

"The pap smears never leave Britney alone!"

2. A gynecological test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear.

"I need to get my annual pap smear done."

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by Vonheilm April 13, 2014

Smear Campaign

(n) : the aftermath of wiping your butt after taking a super greasy dump. When you go to wipe, instead of actually cleaning the poop from your backside, the toilet paper just spreads the greasy dung around, prompting you to use hella toilet paper in order to do a proper wipe job.

"Man I think I need to stay away from the Bloomin' Onion and baby-back ribs combo at Outback. My shit was so greasy this morning; total Smear Campaign."

by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019

Gan smear

When you're fingering some fat annoying chic in the backseat of a Lincoln and she won't give you head, So you take your fingers that are still covered in her puss juice and smear it on her face.

The dumb bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her the Gan Smear

by Socks610 January 13, 2008

Pap My Smear

Slang for a specific type of doctor appointment for women.

I wish I could meet you for coffee, unfortunately I have to meet my doctor and pap my smear.

by gia33 July 10, 2009

Slappy Meat Smear

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.

Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.

by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009