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Stephanie Beatriz

Someone who can save you in so many ways without even knowing, who never fails to make you happy even on your darkest days.
My life was saved by Stephanie Beatriz.
by ccarriee April 10, 2021
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Stephen Graham

Another word for cocaine, originated from the film 'Boiling Point'
Just picked up a couple grams of Stephen Graham.

Just hooted a paragraph of Stephen Graham.
by Boiled Over April 1, 2022
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cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.
dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister
by the dog pussy November 17, 2009
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Derek Shepherd

Derek Shepherd was a hot freaking neurosurgeon at Grey-Sloan Memorial. He did the impossible everyday.
Person 1: WOW, look at that guy!
Person 2: Yeah he’s okay, but he nothing compared to Derek Shepherd!
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Stephenie Meyer

One of the worst women ever to exist.

You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.

A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.

Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.

The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"

Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.
Twihard: OMG STEPHENIE MEYER IS SOOOOO AMAEZING@!!! Vapyres spracklig is genus!!/ All u haturz can bakk off cuz imma use meh vampye powers on u!!!! Twilit gav m vampir powerz!!

Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far!
Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better.
by BuffyTheSlayer38765233 October 26, 2011
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Stephanie Meyer

A crappy author who probably dreamt twilight from smoking to much pot
Stephanie Meyer created: Sparkly Vampires, Pedophile Werewolfs, etc.
by Saint_Spike May 19, 2009
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Stephen Stotch

A South Park character: Butters' father. He is abusive, and has his wife and kid so brainwashed and manipulated that they accept his behavior as normal. He is known to beat Butters out of anger, and ground him for things Butters has no control over.
Butters: "Hi Dad!"
Stephen Stotch: "Butters! You're grounded!"
Butters: "Why?"
Stephen Stotch: "You put the Hamburger Helper in the wrong place!"
by nikolaitttt December 27, 2011
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