shrimping

Taking a straw to suck the cum out of someone's buttcrack.

Joey was shrimping Richard Simmons after he came in his asshole.

by Bitchlica April 4, 2005

Shrimping

To insert a frozen turd into your lovers/victims anus, and then proceed to fuck them vigorously with the aforementioned turd.

Remember that girl I hooked up with in the club ?. Well she was so damn wasted that she does not even remember me shrimping her all night long.

by BaronBulb March 20, 2009

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

shrimping

When a guy blows his load into a guy or girls ass then sucks it out and then makes out with the person.

Shrimping is just plain nasty

by albino sexxor March 19, 2004