Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Shorter

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.

Shorter: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."

by applepix December 8, 2020

Ocean Shortreed

Random hot chick with huge tits.

Yo what was that chicks name with the huge tits last night?
I dunno, another Ocean Shortreed, no doubt.

by Guidoooooo June 7, 2010

Bully your shortest friend day!

It’s in the name idiot...

Hey! It’s bully your shortest friend day!

by GalaxyCat5000 December 11, 2019

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

Shorten

An extreme fox; one who is hot beyond belief, yet somehow approachable. Often chased by copious amounts of paparazzi. Known to enjoy red wine, root beer vodka, and a good time.

Look at that shorten gettin' down on the dance floor! Those hips don't lie.

by shorts-2 June 16, 2010

Shortenage

1. ADJ~To describe the action of shortening as an adjective or
2.NOUN~To condense two or more words/things into one i .e verbal shortenage

Taking not ~ that~ and ~bad and making it one word such as na'dah'bad. These are examples of shortenage

how's it going?
Haw~za~go?

by Sunni_4lyf October 20, 2008